Maybe they should call this place Chel Dorado.
She is the sexiest cartoon character ever.
^ yes lawd.
And this is what happens when a masterfully crafted katana collides with a masterfully crafted longsword.
Suck it, katana
And that is what happens when a masterfully crafted scalpel collides with a masterfully crafted guillotine.
Does nobody understand that longswords and katanas are two different kinds of tool?Longswords are essentially sharpened fucksticks designed to destroy the shit out of anything resembling armor that comes their way. They shatter bone, jelly flesh, and essentially fuck people up by sheer inexorable force of being a goddamn sharp steel bar.
Katanas don’t do that.They’re not meant to withstand collision with armor or a brick wall or a charging fully outfitted warhorsebecause the circumstances of its development didn’t call for that. It’s a precision instrument. It’s designed to be lightweight, outmaneuver, and find weak spots, not go barreling into people hack-n-slashing your way to victory. It’s a specialized tool.
In a sense this reflects a core difference between cultures; katanas are a shitton of work and preparation to make the execution as efficient and streamlined as possible, while longswords are more durably and simply made in response to a climate that would require a soldier to be a one-man battering ram in battle.
That’s true, however a lot of people think that katanas are hack and slash instruments, and this post demonstrates that it’s not. Really, both parts of the post are making the same point. Katana’s are precision weapons that require enormous amounts of skill, they can’t just cut a person in half, no matter how cool that would be.
Jスターズ ビクトリーバーサス ”J STARS VICTORY VS”
THIS GAME WILL BRING THE CHANGE OBAMA”S BEEN TALMBOUT.
THE NINE CHOIRS OF HEAVEN. An info-graphic for my editorial class and god am I thankful it’s done. Way too much went into this than what I had time for, but hey… I actually kind of like it?
Now excuse me, I must return to my fashion major lifestyle and go sew a coat u_u
EDIT: Re-uploaded with easier viewing!
I’ve been waiting all year for this movie
wait you guys actually have those letter tile sign things at cinemas? i thought that was just something they did in movies.
are we not going to talk about the desolation of swag
Space Jam - Quad City DJ’s
“I am sorry to disappoint you, but I am stronger than I look.”
Cartoon Network 20th Anniversary Video Tribute
WATCHES MY LIFE FLASH BEFORE MY EYES
Ladies and gentlemen, this has been another edition of my childhood. Until next time.
they missed Samurai Jack
"These key collectors threaten any attackers by fiercely jingling their keys at them."
It has a key, TO UNLOCK YOUR DEATH!!
the animators for this movie had a snowflake generator so that every single snowflake in the movie was different and if you don’t think that’s really punk rock idk what to tell u
shame they couldn’t do that with women’s faces
just because you’re not there to see it, does not mean it doesn’t exist
I’m sorry but is that a fucking SLENDERMAN????
ALL ABOARD THE NOPE TRAIN.
I THUGH THIS WAS A STICK BUG
Huge bag of NOPE!
OH WHAT THE FUCK
At first I was like look a bug on a window with a building in the back, then I I saw what people think it is.